charts and graphs yo!

For all the jersey fist pumpers out there

All of this information is real. It can be traced back to global warming, you saw Al Gore's movie right? Take action now or you too will be a guido by morning. There is no stopping it now. Brace yourself, the facts are before you.

 

Step by step instructions for all of y'all guidos courtesy of...

http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/

celebrities_blog/2008/02/the_guido_fist_pump.html

funny guido things

Official Wikipedia of the Jersey Shore

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Shore

Here's what Urban Dictionary says about da Guido

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guido

This guy...don't be him...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=benny

Here's my personal favorite Rick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

A funny rant about Guido Juicehead fist pumpin etc

http://standingonthebox.blogspot.com/2006/06/juicehead-mating-ritual.html

Even the most Guidoey Guido has to pick up the pieces of his life and got to work Monday morning to pay for the cases of gel needed to maintain da blowout. And the rims don't come for free either.

http://www.jobsearchcomparison.com

 

Breaking news

jersey shore emergency

Newsflash: Terrible spill still being cleaned up

Anonymous interview with NJ Shore partygoer

GFP: So where in Jersey are you from

Anonymous: Bridgewater, BW, Represent!

GFP: Yeah...Bridgewater...my aunt Millie lives by the Commons...guido fist pump

Anonymous: Ain't no party like a guido fist pumping party cause the guido fist pump don't stop.

GFP: What? Right... guido fist pump on brother. See you down at the shore house. Bring your hair gel.