jersey girls/guidettes
Fist pumpers - email us your pix and vids
I've scoured the internet and sorted through tens of emails to bring you...The Jersey Girls of the Week! Enjoy.
Wow! We normally would put a girl up here, but I'm almost not sure whats going here. So we're making the dude on the left our guidette of the week. Congrats.
12/30/07
Another GFP fan comes through with a winner. Evidence for this week's winner can be linked to directly to the accomplice in the background. Case Closed.
12/23/07
This week's Guidette comes in video form. Just a little Q and A about guidos with a real guido asking the questions. We learned something. Do it again Rose!
12/17/07
Dude are you F'ing kiddin me? What the hell is happening to my world? I woke up this mornign and ate some breakfast, this wasn't going on was it? Already ...this past weekend Guiido dudes were dressing up like ladies? cmon now. I'll admit, this was a late entry as most of the winners seem to be, and further I'm wasted. My company had a Holiday party on a Sunday night. Whats up with that? I'm frigging hamboned and I gotta show up in like 7 hours, but yet, I come home to to this email. Guidos of the week. Hell, I'm making this both the Guido and Guidette of the week. Keep sending the emails.
12/9/07
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Aww the miracle of myspace. Thank you for this email. This might be our personal favorite. Just stare into her eyes, are you feeling it? Are you getting the urge to benchpress and kill an RBV? That belly chain is priceless. and she's self proclaimed. See 1st picture.
12/2/07
Thanks for the pic Sara. "i added 2 pics of my me my girl dancin on a bar n then going to a gangsta-themed club nite. guidette as they come <3" All of you will just have to dream about the other pick. Holler, somebody get these girls another Jaeger bomb. Guido feels like dancing.
11/25/07
The image quality might be low, but the Guidette factor is High! Dream about this one Jersey boys. You blew it, but hopefully she'll be back out there taking Jaeger bombs next summer.
11/18/07
Hilarious. Textbook guidette posture and smile. Killing it.
11/04/07
Booya, thanks for sharing the pic!
10/28/07
"This Jersey girl rocks her sunglasses". Thanks for sending us the pic!
10/21/07
True Jersey Girl wins this week. From her site...
Name:True Jersey Girl
Location:North Jersey, USA
I am a true Jersey girl through and through. Though I don't have big hair (anymore), I still have a big attitude and big opinions. Stick around, have a margarita or three, and find out why they say "Jersey Girls are the best in the world!"
10/14/07
A smile like that could light up Avalon clear through November. Proud to be a Jersey Girl.
10/7/07
Dirty Beats...Dirty Girls...Amazing enough to make our month. Thanks Guidette trifecta.
Septemberish 07
Life is good when you're a cover band drummer down the shore.
9/2/07
Jersey pageant girls...you win. 5 Guido Fist Pumps.
8/26/07
Earrings for days on this weeks ladies.
8/19/07
A necklace like that makes me wanna make up words like Shizzamatacular!
8/12/07
Too hotti for Gotti? We think so.
8/05/07
Smile for days while Iron Maiden plays.
7/29/07
How come we didn't get the evite?
7/22/07
funny guido things
This guy's site is humor. Hair gel, rims, jersey shore house rentals.
Official Wikipedia of the Jersey Shore
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Shore
Here's what Urban Dictionary says about da Guido
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guido
Here's a sample...WARDROBE: tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear. NATURAL HABITAT: Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for club gear to waste their week's pay on (most likely spotted shopping at "Bang Bang" in Staten Island). During the day when not at their food delivery, telemarketting, or construction job, can be located at their local gym tanning or lifting weights. Can be found nightly at mainstream danceclubs they read about online (SF, Webster Hall, Etc.). Most notable for cruising the Jersey shore in an old car (Honda, Mustang, etc.) which has been tinted, painted and sports $1,000-$3,000 rims in a feeble attempt to look like new. Guido cars usually have a boomin' system through which cheesy music like freestyle, commercial club/trance and hip-hop (anything KTU plays) is loudly blasted.
and dont be this guy...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=benny
Here's my personal favorite Rick. This guy knows how to use hair gel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
A funny rant about Guido Juicehead fist pumpin etc
http://standingonthebox.blogspot.com/2006/06/juicehead-mating-ritual.html
A Great blog entry from Cajun Boy in the City
Here's the setup..."in a recent entry, i relayed a story of two guidos getting into a fight in a manhattan club over a myspace friend request that went denied."
http://cajunboyinthecity.blogspot.com/2007/02/guido-anthropological-enigma-of-21st.html
The Jersey Guido IQ Test. You got what it takes? Guaranteed laughs on this one.
http://www.thephatphree.com/Features.asp?SectionID=11&StoryID=984&LayoutType=1
guidofistpump.com was recently featured as guest web site of the week on slaptheface. They write a great blog, about all the people out there that you just want to well...slap in the face. check em out.
Oh and just for kicks, my ipod went to sh*t on me recently, but I found some great advice on this site.
Our buddies on the west coast came up with an awesome site dude! If you haven't seen the video on his front page, you have to check it out.
Even the most Guidoey Guido has to pick up the pieces of his life and got to work Monday morning to pay for the cases of gel needed to maintain da blowout. And the rims don't come for free either.
http://www.jobsearchcomparison.com
Breaking news
jersey shore emergency
Newsflash: Terrible spill still being cleaned up
Anonymous interview with NJ Shore partygoer
GFP: So where in Jersey are you from
Anonymous: Bridgewater, BW, Represent!
GFP: Yeah...Bridgewater...my aunt Millie lives by the Commons...guido fist pump