jersey girls/guidettes
Fist pumpers - email us your pix and vids
I've scoured the internet and sorted through tens of emails to bring you...The Jersey Girls of the Week! Enjoy.
This is intense. If it were possible to get skin cancer over the internet, I'd suggest all of you go see a doctor from being exposed to this. Definitive winners this amongst the slew of emails we received from high school kids. Keep it dirty.
8/3/2008
See fellas, all you gotta do is wear something that says staff on it. Ahhh summer.
7/21/08
Now this is called out guidoing a guido. This girl is laying it down. The guy on the left can no doubt throw a mad wild fist pump, but he is simply overshadowed. Awesomeness. I'm waiting for some kind of wild drunken karate kick to my face from this girl.
6/22/08
Amazing or outstanding? This photo was titled Guetto when it was sent to us. I didnt think anything of it at first, but now, it's all clear. Ghetto+Guido= Guetto. HAhahaha. Love it. Thanks for the pic. Guidette of the week people.
6/1/08
Okay, it's still May, so I can't call the years winner yet, but how c an you top this? Try, someone, please try so we can watch you fail. Thanks for this gem.
5/18/08
I can't stand boosting someones ego who clearly doesn't need it, but you're a lucky dude bro! Look at all this Jersey action all around you. Friggin share a bit alright?
5/11/08
Alright dude on the left, lets be honest here, you jumped in this picture. You didn't know thesef ine JG's or meaty meathead in the back, but you thought, sick bro, one of their friends might be drunk enough. Giggity. Well done. However, you sir are not the reason this picture for Jersey Girl of the week. Can you guess who is? Holler.
3/27/08
Thanks to our homeboy fist pumper Zach J for this quintessential piece of diamond clad Jersey hotness. Oh let us count the ways this Guidette rocked our world.
1. Blingin cross, obviously
2. Ridic earrings sparkling like my platinum grill.
3. Crazy eyes and puckered up lips
4. While we don't have personal evidence, we'll just say enhanced features. Bravo.
Start doing your summer push ups and get a fresh Armani X this weekend.
4/6/08
After a week hiatus, the GFP jersey girls are back. Its the end of March and that means the party people go south for Spring Break to Cancun. We got a lot of spring break emails this past week, but this one is our winner. Pump on.
"They travel in packs! My sister proudly happens to be in thi pic of her and her friends on spring break in Cancun. No shame in a jersey girl's game!"
Great email!
3/30/08
It was a fairly obvious choice this week. Thank you for all your emails, as usual, but this chick blows you all out the water a thousand fold. In case these pictures are not already familiar to you, I'd be surprised if they weren't, this is Amanda Youmans/Ashley Dupre/Kristen, the most badass Jersey girl to come around in a long time. How many of you Belmar locals (she is one) can claim you nailed the governor. Hmm...let me think..NONE! Thats right, Spitzer's girl is our undisputed Guidette of the week. Hell, probably our Guidette of the year, but it's still early. Stay trashy New Jersey (Anchorman voice).
3/16/08
Thanks to our fan for scouring the bountiful public myspace pages for these gems. In case you can't read the small print, they cutely photoshoped, "So We're A Little Crazy, but thats how we roll." Holler Holler Holler. Boots with the fur just like the song says. Classic Guidette lip posing.
3/9/08
"Part 1: Her profile pictures have got some awesome captions such as 'suffocate me with your kisses' and 'do you want me like I want you?'"
Part:2 Um... so I sent her a comment which just said 'You're orange'.
I got a reply back, saying 'Thanks :]'
And she's added my comment to her page?! WTF! - she actually took it as a complement!"
Thanks for the email and the pic.
3/2/08
Where do you people find this stuff? This is epic! Everybody wins when you email us stuff like this. I can't even pick a favorite in this picture.
2/24/08
Holler. Time to go ring shopping for this Jersey queen.
2/17/08
True F'ing love and lust for Valentines day. Enjoy this moment of Guido passion. Can you feel it? Yeah you can.
2/10/08
One of our favorite fist pumpers (who also has a hilarious blog about Guidos. Maybe if you bring your A game she'll let you read it. www.myspace.com/thatgirlcharli)
2/3/08
Quintessential. Umm umm. Marriage material. Tell me you don't want her to run those nails along your face, slowly. Amazing giant hoop heart earrings and bling belly chain. Thanks for this picture and keep em coming.
1/27/08
She loves the blowout. So many sparkles.
1/20/08
Thanks for the picture and the quote, you're a double winner this week.
Which one is the guido here?? I think the one on the right has been taking the HGH
-Pale N. Luvinit
1/13/09
This weeks Jersey girls are inspired by our Guido of the weeks grip on them. What girls does a guido boxing champ get? Any Guidette he wants. Kapeesh!?
1/6/08
funny guido things
This guy's site is humor. Hair gel, rims, jersey shore house rentals.
Official Wikipedia of the Jersey Shore
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Shore
Here's what Urban Dictionary says about da Guido
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guido
Here's a sample...WARDROBE: tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear. NATURAL HABITAT: Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for club gear to waste their week's pay on (most likely spotted shopping at "Bang Bang" in Staten Island). During the day when not at their food delivery, telemarketting, or construction job, can be located at their local gym tanning or lifting weights. Can be found nightly at mainstream danceclubs they read about online (SF, Webster Hall, Etc.). Most notable for cruising the Jersey shore in an old car (Honda, Mustang, etc.) which has been tinted, painted and sports $1,000-$3,000 rims in a feeble attempt to look like new. Guido cars usually have a boomin' system through which cheesy music like freestyle, commercial club/trance and hip-hop (anything KTU plays) is loudly blasted.
and dont be this guy...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=benny
Here's my personal favorite Rick. This guy knows how to use hair gel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
A funny rant about Guido Juicehead fist pumpin etc
http://standingonthebox.blogspot.com/2006/06/juicehead-mating-ritual.html
A Great blog entry from Cajun Boy in the City
Here's the setup..."in a recent entry, i relayed a story of two guidos getting into a fight in a manhattan club over a myspace friend request that went denied."
http://cajunboyinthecity.blogspot.com/2007/02/guido-anthropological-enigma-of-21st.html
The Jersey Guido IQ Test. You got what it takes? Guaranteed laughs on this one.
http://www.thephatphree.com/Features.asp?SectionID=11&StoryID=984&LayoutType=1
guidofistpump.com was recently featured as guest web site of the week on slaptheface. They write a great blog, about all the people out there that you just want to well...slap in the face. check em out.
Oh and just for kicks, my ipod went to sh*t on me recently, but I found some great advice on this site.
Our buddies on the west coast came up with an awesome site dude! If you haven't seen the video on his front page, you have to check it out.
Even the most Guidoey Guido has to pick up the pieces of his life and got to work Monday morning to pay for the cases of gel needed to maintain da blowout. And the rims don't come for free either.
http://www.jobsearchcomparison.com
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GFP: Yeah...Bridgewater...my aunt Millie lives by the Commons...guido fist pump