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The Mating Rituals of Guidos at the Jersey Shore
GET...PUMPED...UP...Hilarious, just getting excited right?
Props to Mike for showcasing his boy Nicky's hot moves in this weeks newest video.
Amazing job, and you're friend watching is pumpin it with the best of em.
Guidettes just wanna have fun.
Okay, we don't know what Beatstock is, but we have no doubt hilarity ensues
Cmon..we know you're jealous.
Textbook guidette performance.
L-Guidomine, just what the doctor ordered.
Is your new hair cut this fly?
Our newest video needs the commentary. Read while you watch please.
Comment 1."Nice hair cut who did it
Helen Keller is she your dentist also,
maybe she picks your clothes out.
One Word GUIDOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Comment 2."this is embarassing for italians, this kid is a complete douche bag, and younger girls buy into this gay bullshit and these kids think they are the shit. this kid is a fuckin queer, and he is prolly like half italian and is puttin on a big front"
Comment 3.:wow what an embarassment to italians everywhere.....plz do humanity a favor, find the nearest cliff and jump"
funny guido things
This guy's site is humor. Hair gel, rims, jersey shore house rentals.
Official Wikipedia of the Jersey Shore
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Shore
Here's what Urban Dictionary says about da Guido
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guido
Here's a sample...WARDROBE: tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear. NATURAL HABITAT: Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for club gear to waste their week's pay on (most likely spotted shopping at "Bang Bang" in Staten Island). During the day when not at their food delivery, telemarketting, or construction job, can be located at their local gym tanning or lifting weights. Can be found nightly at mainstream danceclubs they read about online (SF, Webster Hall, Etc.). Most notable for cruising the Jersey shore in an old car (Honda, Mustang, etc.) which has been tinted, painted and sports $1,000-$3,000 rims in a feeble attempt to look like new. Guido cars usually have a boomin' system through which cheesy music like freestyle, commercial club/trance and hip-hop (anything KTU plays) is loudly blasted.
and dont be this guy...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=benny
Here's my personal favorite Rick. This guy knows how to use hair gel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
A funny rant about Guido Juicehead fist pumpin etc
http://standingonthebox.blogspot.com/2006/06/juicehead-mating-ritual.html
A Great blog entry from Cajun Boy in the City
Here's the setup..."in a recent entry, i relayed a story of two guidos getting into a fight in a manhattan club over a myspace friend request that went denied."
http://cajunboyinthecity.blogspot.com/2007/02/guido-anthropological-enigma-of-21st.html
The Jersey Guido IQ Test. You got what it takes? Guaranteed laughs on this one.
http://www.thephatphree.com/Features.asp?SectionID=11&StoryID=984&LayoutType=1
guidofistpump.com was recently featured as guest web site of the week on slaptheface. They write a great blog, about all the people out there that you just want to well...slap in the face. check em out.
Oh and just for kicks, my ipod went to sh*t on me recently, but I found some great advice on this site.
Our buddies on the west coast came up with an awesome site dude! If you haven't seen the video on his front page, you have to check it out.
Even the most Guidoey Guido has to pick up the pieces of his life and got to work Monday morning to pay for the cases of gel needed to maintain da blowout. And the rims don't come for free either.
http://www.jobsearchcomparison.com
Breaking news
jersey shore emergency
Newsflash: Terrible spill still being cleaned up
Anonymous interview with NJ Shore partygoer
GFP: So where in Jersey are you from
Anonymous: Bridgewater, BW, Represent!
GFP: Yeah...Bridgewater...my aunt Millie lives by the Commons...guido fist pump
Anonymous: Ain't no party like a guido fist pumping party cause the guido fist pump don't stop.
GFP: What? Right... guido fist pump on brother. See you down at the shore house. Bring your hair gel.