It’s official, Guido Fever is spreading faster than bird flu.  It’s a worldwide epidemic as seen here.  Emails from people in Switzerland coming in.  And they look pretty frickin fist pumping guido to me if I must say so myself.  Congrats, use google translate if you need to.  Peace.

Special Note!!!

The official book release party for “Fist Pump: An In Your Face Guide To Going Guido,” by Guido DiErio (That’s Me!!!) is having happening next weekend, September 25th at a mansion in the Hollywood Hills. A serious MANSION. It’s going to be an all out rager. Official sponsors of the party are:

Devotion Vodka – The world’s first and best protein infused vodka (AKA “The Situation’s” Vodka)

Cocaine Energy Drink – Every party needs an energy drink like this!

Sudwerk – Fun in the sun brew

Tickets are available for sale by INVITE ONLY. Must be 21 and over. Email [email protected] for details if you want to party.

This party will be the closest thing to a Jersey version of HBO’s Entourage in real life.

I meant double trouble like…them as a couple, not those two things, get your head outta the gutter.

It’s a little tough to read so I’ll make it easy for ya, “The one and only Greg Vee, parties, clubs, girls, lives the good live everyday.”  True story, apparently.

Meet the Red Cup Queen of New Jersey everybody.  Thanks for the pic!

Hey ladies, holla back before the summer quits on me.  Triple fist pump for you guys.

Is what she said before emailing in this pic. Thanks to the website listed in the pic too.

“BEST GUIDETTE PIC OF THE WEEK. REAL TRUE JERSEY GIRLS RIGHT HERE.”

Yo, I’m crushing so hard on you ladies right now.  Most weeks it’s one girl that stands out and I’m like, oh dag, we got a guidette here, but all 3 of you ladies got that panda express orange chicken color skin I love and the attitude to go with it.  Guidettes of the week, Ya Hear!

Comes out today!!! In Stores Nationwide!  Stop what you are doing and go run to Urban Outfitters, Barnes and Noble, and anywhere else books are sold and check it out.  If you’ve ever laughed, cried, sneered, or cheered at guidofistpump.com, you need to make this book the latest edition to your bathroom library.

It’s not a photo comments book, it’s the real deal, and we put our stamp of approval on it, obvi.

Looks like we even got a writeup on The Daily Beast and we’ll be on the radio near you soon!  Have a look at the right hand side of this page to check it out!

The Guido Anthropology is now complete, and we put out the book about the damn thing.