A face only a [insert reference here] could love. I encourage you to comment on what that insert should be.
Get that dude to the barber shop quick! Then put some ointment on those lips, they look like you have an infection in your future.
Oh god, who would make a blow-up doll SO hideous. It even has a fake bake!
Oh god, who would make a blow-up doll SO hideous?! It even has a fake bake!
…spermatazoa…
Yet another reason why I’m glad I live in Colorado, too cold for the guido..
“it’s fake n’ bake and I helped”
I see the collar but not the leash? Get that thing back in the cage.
lol this bitchh is wild as hellll
Holy shit! I didn’t know they let 50yr old women in the clubs! This, my friends is a real life cougar with a dumbass “zoolander walk off” look on her face. Watch out Derek she may have you beat! Haha.
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Get that dude to the barber shop quick! Then put some ointment on those lips, they look like you have an infection in your future.
Oh god, who would make a blow-up doll SO hideous. It even has a fake bake!
Oh god, who would make a blow-up doll SO hideous?! It even has a fake bake!
…spermatazoa…
Yet another reason why I’m glad I live in Colorado, too cold for the guido..
“it’s fake n’ bake and I helped”
I see the collar but not the leash? Get that thing back in the cage.
lol this bitchh is wild as hellll
Holy shit! I didn’t know they let 50yr old women in the clubs! This, my friends is a real life cougar with a dumbass “zoolander walk off” look on her face. Watch out Derek she may have you beat! Haha.
[ FIST FULL OF TOILET PAPER ]