8/10/09
Man respect kid. Let me know how that went over with the ladies.
“I know this guy, personally. When I told him he was ‘guido-licious’ he said thanks. He only dreams that someday he will be known infamously as a gyno. This conversation also took place just days ago:
Him: Hey you. Think I could pull off a nipple ring?
Me: I can’t believe that is even a serious question.
Him: Yeah I’ve wanted one for years but my parents said I can’t get it until I move out so
Me: Jesus.
Please put this on your site. It’d make his day – week – year, even. You know how like, if you get in the paper your parents will buy copies for everyone? This would be the same situation – except he will be the one spreading the ‘sick’ news.
Thanks!”