2/7/2010
right back atcha. guidettes alright.
2/7/2010 – A Double Situation
“hey guys i love your site and i just had to submit about my friend. this guy is the ultimate guido in philly.¬† a typical pic with this guy includes: peace signs, slightly puckered lips, sun glasses, and suckering a girl into holding up his shirt to show off his abs”
You forgot to add TIMES 2!
1/31/2010 – just some fellas
Ya’ll are famous now, congrats! Guidos of the week. She bought her ticket to the gun show I suppose, paid in full.
1/31/2009 – jungle cats
“What up fellas, we ain’t never seen a chevy with the butterfly doors before, can I get a ride?”
Zebra and leopard out in the wold. Somehow I don’t think these dudes ended the night with these girls, but hey, you neva know.
Bonus Post, thanks!
What up ya’ll. You know we usually keep it to what you guys want, guidos and guidettes, but I wanted to give a special shout out to the Drew and Mike show in Detroit Citaaaay for having us on and repping the site. All you Detroiters, send in some pix now to go with your comments!
01/24/10 Good Morning NJ
Girl you bout to make us go crazy like the Aerosmith video. Definitely A Jerz Girly of the week I’ve ever seen one. Snookie got nothing on this.
01/24/10 Da Winner
LOL! Does this one even need a caption? How about you guys leave comments and I’ll make that my caption.
01/17/10 bigggggg winner
“behold our guido perfection. Over application of spray tan, and freshly shaved chests were totally worth it to look like the bronze gods that we do. I think that any one of these would make a great guido of the week. let me know if we make it on. thanks and keep pumpin them fists.
sean”
Congrats Mr. Sean, tell your friends.
01/10/10 – South Florida Y’all
Hello just found this site.¬† I love it.¬† Don’t forget about us Guidos down in Miami now!
I wish there were more Jersey guidette girls down here.  So hot!
 
Chris
Thanks for the email Chris, here’s to adding legitimacy to Miami. Cheers.
12/10/10 – beach dreaming
Just one to make you start thinking about the summer in this freezing a** January weather. Get pumped up suckas! Low carb dat shiz.
Can you say Guidofabulous?
Practice makes perfect when it comes to Jersey. And here's perfect.
Thanks to everyone who has been digging the site since its creation. The emails, pics, and videos we've been getting are hilarious. Check our more videos page for tons of funny stuff. And take a peek at our Guido Fist Pump store, with guido t-shirts and gifts. Happy Holidays to the fans, here's some of our favorite emails from you guys so far.
GFP- My friends and I love your site. We have a unanimous favorite video that was recently taken down. We MUST track down that video. Hell- half of our recent Vegas trip was based on quotes from that video. When we smoke, it's must see TV. New Orleans GFP Fan Club (Alas, that video seems to have disappeared. If any of you fist pumpers find it out there somewhere send it to us. please...) -----------------------
GFP, You've got hot chicks, douchebags, and hot chicks with douchebags. You're site is bosshog bro, keep it up! -Mikey D ------------------------
Hey, I just wanted to let you know that in your Jersey Girls '08 tab, the picture added on 1/27/08 is actually Jeff Reed. The Steelers kicker. The first Guido to win the Superbowl. Since I found this out I purchased a jersey and he is undoubtedly the best kicker in the NFL... ever. Just letting you guys know. Love the website. -----------------------
first of all, i love the site. ive spent hours and hours enjoying the awesomeness that is guidofistpump.com over the past couple of days. so my friends and i were discussing the guido species, and came up with i great analogy: i asked, "why do all guidos know how to fist pump in such an awesome way?" to which my friend responded "its like how birds know how to migrate for the winter. it's instilled deep within their genes, so they know how to do it at birth." thought you might enjoy. keep on fistpumping. (A guido Haiku of sorts)
funny guido things
Here's what Urban Dictionary says about da Guido http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guido Here's a sample...NATURAL HABITAT: Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for club gear to waste their week's pay on (most likely spotted shopping at "Bang Bang" in Staten Island). Check it out after you've checked out our guido of the week. (right side of the page)
and dont be this guy... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=benny
A funny rant about Guido Juicehead fist pumpin etc http://standingonthebox.blogspot.com/2006/06/juicehead-mating-ritual.html
A Great blog entry from Cajun Boy in the City Here's the setup..."in a recent entry, i relayed a story of two guidos getting into a fight in a manhattan club over a myspace friend request that went denied." http://cajunboyinthecity.blogspot.com/2007/02/guido-anthropological-enigma-of-21st.html
guidofistpump.com was recently featured as guest web site of the week on slaptheface. They write a great blog, about all the people out there that you just want to well...slap in the face. check em out. http://www.slaptheface.com
Oh and just for kicks, my ipod went to sh*t on me recently, but I found some great advice on this site. http://www.ipodtest.com
Our buddies on the west coast came up with an awesome site dude! If you haven't seen the video on his front page, you have to check it out. http://www.surferstoner.com
Even the most Guidoey Guido has to pick up the pieces of his life and got to work Monday morning to pay for the cases of gel needed to maintain da blowout. And the rims don't come for free either. http://www.jobsearchcomparison.com
We just found out about a totally kickass, badass, awesome website that is truly in the spirit of the Guidofistpump. Check out hot chicks with douchebags fistpumpers, you won't be disappointed. It's Guidos galore. http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com
Official Wikipedia of the Jersey Shore http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Shore
You know how every buff monster got to be such? PROTEIN!!! Here's where they get it. www.Jerkyquest.com - Where Beef Jerky Rules
This guy's site is humor. Hair gel, rims, jersey shore house rentals. http://blog.nj.com/beach/
The Jersey Guido IQ Test. You got what it takes? Guaranteed laughs on this one. http://www.thephatphree.com/Features.asp?SectionID=11&StoryID=984&LayoutType=1
