the guido of the week
Fist pumpers - email us your pix and vids
I've scoured the internet and sorted through tens of emails to bring you...The Guido of the Week! Enjoy
Thanks for the pic and the commentary!
Iced out watch - check
freshly waxed eyebrows - check (3X)
Cranberry & Goose - check
Guido peace sign (complete with star finger tattoo) - check
enjoy...this was taken somewhere in long island...a place I hope I never end up at any time during my life...some girl i went to highschool with had them on facebook.
Happy New Year Everybody
12/30/07
This was almost passed over as the weeks winner as we had a record number of entries. However, the accompanying baby picture really sent it over the edge. The Guido learns from a young age.
12/23/07
Just 4 Guidos getting ready to party. Oh wait oh wait...
"These 4 boys are from northern bergen county born...somehow, four non-italians trained themselves to be guidos."
See, with a little hard work and dedication, on top of your new F'ing haircut, you too can make the guido of the week. Thanks for the pic!
12/17/07
Dude are you F'ing kiddin me? What the hell is happening to my world? I woke up this mornign and ate some breakfast, this wasn't going on was it? Already ...this past weekend Guiido dudes were dressing up like ladies? cmon now. I'll admit, this was a late entry as most of the winners seem to be, and further I'm wasted. My company had a Holiday party on a Sunday night. Whats up with that? I'm frigging hamboned and I gotta show up in like 7 hours, but yet, I come home to to this email. Guidos of the week. Hell, I'm making this both the Guido and Guidette of the week. Keep sending the emails.
10/9/07
A late entry takes this weeks contest. Our first Guido of the week that is actually repping Italy with the soccer jersey. We all know he's actually pointing at the multiple blings hanging around his neck., but solid. Thanks for the email,
12/2/07
"Sick guido wit a chinstrap and crazy blowout" You ain't lying. I want guesses on time spent for the blowout on a daily basis. Tell your buddy he's famous.
11/25/07
Like the song in Karate Kid goes...You're the best arouuuuund, no one gonna ever bring you down! I ask you this, real or Halloween? Sign up in the forum and vote.
11/18/07
CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR 2007 GUIDO HALLOWEEN CONTEST WINNERS!
There were some hilarious entries, but these dudes from Penn State took the cake. Happy Valley will never be the same. Props for the 2 bottles of Jager in the shot. Nice headbands, great sunglasses, especially you, the tall dude. Excellent haircut dude on the back right and good attitude middle finger guys in the middle. Enjoy your reign as guido champions all year. Fughet about it huh!
11/4/07
Better call Willy Wonka... Cuz a couple of Guido's escaped. Thanks to Phatwonder for sharing the "Guido Oompa" with us. Amazing...
10/28/07
Our first ever Guido of the week makes a reappearance! (Left) Thanks for emailing us this gem. Apparently the dude has friends! err friend. Rockthepose.
10/21/07
umm...blowout haircut. yes you win this week. well done.
10/14/07
The Guidos are back from Europe and have tons of pics we took out there and tons of pics from you guys! Thanks. This Guidtastic fist pumping is courtesy of Kristen and makes our Guido of the week with shirt, hair, and intensity.
10/7/07
Whats up Pumpers! The Guidos just got back from fulfilling a life long Eurotrip dream. The hot sun on the beaches of Ibiza, the smell of fresh italian food, the refreshing taste of Hofbrau beer at 10AM at Oktoberfest, and a sight we will never forget, our new buddy and guido of the trip, the Guidzillo. Ready for your Euro trip now?
Now I'm going on a limb here, but we met some Brazilians that could hold their own in a Jersey Fist Pumping Contest. (coming soon, keep sending us pics and vids). This guy was a true party animal and a natural at the fist pump like I've never seen. We've created a hybrid term for these special Brazilian Guidos, Guidzillos.
Septemberish 07
Cause It's hard to read.
1.500.00 sunglasses
2.Blow out Hair cut. Also used as awespon for starring when in roid rage fights
3.Chanel Earrigns, Good for turning guys on
4. Huge Jawline from continuous steroids and human growth hormone use
5. Yes, Yes, he is really fucking wearing lip gloss good for sucking ____.
6. Ultra Juiced up body to walk the beach at Seaside.
7. Cross-goes perfect with his shirt talking about his ____.
9. Huge steroid zit.
10. Ultra tight wife beater with the corniest saying u can find on it.
Awesome.
9/2/07
Where do you buy shirts like that? And what time is that store open till, cause i want two.
8/26/07
In plain English, a classic. Vertical stripes and popped collars just screaming, "holler at this. babe"
8/19/07
We just love the commitment.
8/12/07
Hair...check. Chain...check
8/05/07
Killing you softly with my chinstrap...killing you softly...
7/29/07
A clear obvious winner. Chicks dig him, obvi.
7/22/07
BONUS PIC! Guido in Training. Hows he doing? According to his friends, "he's not there, but he will be and he does a no holds bar pump fist."
funny guido things
This guy's site is humor. Hair gel, rims, jersey shore house rentals.
Official Wikipedia of the Jersey Shore
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Shore
Here's what Urban Dictionary says about da Guido
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guido
Here's a sample...WARDROBE: tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear. NATURAL HABITAT: Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for club gear to waste their week's pay on (most likely spotted shopping at "Bang Bang" in Staten Island). During the day when not at their food delivery, telemarketting, or construction job, can be located at their local gym tanning or lifting weights. Can be found nightly at mainstream danceclubs they read about online (SF, Webster Hall, Etc.). Most notable for cruising the Jersey shore in an old car (Honda, Mustang, etc.) which has been tinted, painted and sports $1,000-$3,000 rims in a feeble attempt to look like new. Guido cars usually have a boomin' system through which cheesy music like freestyle, commercial club/trance and hip-hop (anything KTU plays) is loudly blasted.
and dont be this guy...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=benny
Here's my personal favorite Rick. This guy knows how to use hair gel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
A funny rant about Guido Juicehead fist pumpin etc
http://standingonthebox.blogspot.com/2006/06/juicehead-mating-ritual.html
A Great blog entry from Cajun Boy in the City
Here's the setup..."in a recent entry, i relayed a story of two guidos getting into a fight in a manhattan club over a myspace friend request that went denied."
http://cajunboyinthecity.blogspot.com/2007/02/guido-anthropological-enigma-of-21st.html
The Jersey Guido IQ Test. You got what it takes? Guaranteed laughs on this one.
http://www.thephatphree.com/Features.asp?SectionID=11&StoryID=984&LayoutType=1
guidofistpump.com was recently featured as guest web site of the week on slaptheface. They write a great blog, about all the people out there that you just want to well...slap in the face. check em out.
Oh and just for kicks, my ipod went to sh*t on me recently, but I found some great advice on this site.
Our buddies on the west coast came up with an awesome site dude! If you haven't seen the video on his front page, you have to check it out.
Even the most Guidoey Guido has to pick up the pieces of his life and got to work Monday morning to pay for the cases of gel needed to maintain da blowout. And the rims don't come for free either.
http://www.jobsearchcomparison.com
Breaking news
jersey shore emergency
Newsflash: Terrible spill still being cleaned up
Anonymous interview with NJ Shore partygoer
GFP: So where in Jersey are you from
Anonymous: Bridgewater, BW, Represent!
GFP: Yeah...Bridgewater...my aunt Millie lives by the Commons...guido fist pump
Anonymous: Ain't no party like a guido fist pumping party cause the guido fist pump don't stop.
GFP: What? Right... guido fist pump on brother. See you down at the shore house. Bring your hair gel.