11/01/09
I’ve been told this kid single handedly caused a hair gel shortage for 2 weeks.
“Hello,
You should strongly consider one of these photos for guido of the week. I think it is clear that this kid is a huge guido douche and deserves to have his face on your fine site. Attached are three photos that are all worthy of winning. If I had to pick I would go with the second picture where you can truely see how rediculous his hair looks.
Thanks,”
11/01/09 -Guidette
Umm what? What are you girl on the right? Jersey chick working at Chick Fil A? Or guidette who fell in the deep fryer (on purpose or not?) Lay off the carrots, same some orange for the rest of the world. Congrats though. Happy Halloween to all in the Guido nation. All you hot ladies out there, find yourself a hot douche. okay?
9/14/09
Now boarding, flight douche to guidoville aboard Benny airlines. Enjoy your flight suckas! Hope you fellas found some hot chicks to fly with.