8/3/09 -Guidette
Fist pumpers - email us your pix and vids
Another week where I just really don’t need to say anything. Check out this email I got.
Hii mR. GUiiD0! 
) N0w, let mii teLl yU; Th@t I –>> MiiSs JaCqueline Jaii* <– am the DEFiNiTi0N of a J3RS3Y GiiRL! i OnLy d8 GuiiD0s &* i aM 1 tAn && tRue b*tch !! My J3rs3y fRiiENds && mii L0VE yUr S1TE!! iT GiV3s us sUm of tha -REC0GNiTi0N- th@t We DESzERVE!~ Sum pPL h@v @lreadi seNt iiN Sum ov mi piXx, buht ! yU n3vr put um UHPP!! :’( nD uR q0nna mayke mi streak mi mak3up! :’( i D0Nt get How theese 0thur girls win 0vr me? whAteva th0… yU kan maKe it uP 2 m3 ) iLL s3nd u L0TZ 0f piXx of mi & mi FRiENDZ aLl tha TiMe ) L0v u! R3sp3ct J3rz3y !! xx
x0o PRiNCESsA GUid3TTe
((senDin yu a pik of mi showin my guido pryde!))
Believe me, I don’t have time to make this up.
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Dear Guido Fist Pump,
Jersey Girl of the week 09, 8/3/09, actually went to Middle School and High School with me in Greenwich, CT. So I dunno if that DQ’s her, but long story short: I showed this to all my friends from High School, and they almost fucking died. This made my week.
Thanks
Don’t fucking talk about my jersy bitch like that u fucking whore I’ll cut ur god damn necks every last one of u fuck in haters