It’s a little tough to read so I’ll make it easy for ya, “The one and only Greg Vee, parties, clubs, girls, lives the good live everyday.”  True story, apparently.

Hello just found this site.¬† I love it.¬† Don’t forget about us Guidos down in Miami now!
I wish there were more Jersey guidette girls down here.  So hot!
 
Chris

Thanks for the email Chris, here’s to adding legitimacy to Miami.  Cheers.

Another week where I just really don’t need to say anything.  Check out this email I got.

Hii mR. GUiiD0! :o) N0w, let mii teLl yU; Th@t I –>> MiiSs JaCqueline Jaii* <– am the DEFiNiTi0N of a J3RS3Y GiiRL! i OnLy d8 GuiiD0s &* i aM 1 tAn && tRue b*tch !! My J3rs3y fRiiENds && mii L0VE yUr S1TE!! iT GiV3s us sUm of tha -REC0GNiTi0N- th@t We DESzERVE!~ Sum pPL h@v @lreadi seNt iiN Sum ov mi piXx, buht ! yU n3vr put um UHPP!! :'( nD uR q0nna mayke mi streak mi mak3up! :'( i D0Nt get How theese 0thur girls win 0vr me? whAteva th0… yU kan maKe it uP 2 m3 :o) iLL s3nd u L0TZ 0f piXx of mi & mi FRiENDZ aLl tha TiMe :o) L0v u! R3sp3ct J3rz3y !! xx

x0o PRiNCESsA GUid3TTe

((senDin yu a pik of mi showin my guido pryde!))

Believe me, I don’t have time to make this up.

Blonde girl, whoever you are, I’m in love.  Seriously, I’m going ring shopping.  I’d forget about all other girls this summer for you, but unfortunately I picked this picture because of your friend on the left.  She’s just wayyy jersey!  You know???  hahah.

Uhh…excuse me ladies, will you take this picture with me? hahaha. awesome. Congrats girls or dude, either way you made the wall.