duh duh duh Domination!  Protein baby!!! Get pumped up!  Whoa!  You just gotta admire the intensity.  Solid guido of the week.

I’ve been told this kid single handedly caused a hair gel shortage for 2 weeks.

“Hello,
You should strongly consider one of these photos for guido of the week. I think it is clear that this kid is a huge guido douche and deserves to have his face on your fine site. Attached are three photos that are all worthy of winning. If I had to pick I would go with the second picture where you can truely see how rediculous his hair looks.
Thanks,”

What can you say?  She loves it!  Look at that smile.  Never get to old to be a straight ol school Guido.  In fact the older you get the better I think.  douchebaggery reigns supreme, bow down haters.

Back center, you ready to go from zero to hero?  Call me.

A double whammy winner, classic guido and guidette action.

Good things come in pairs apparently.

“Here’s a pick of my Hackensack-guido friends at a bowling ally in
South Carolina. I call it ‘The Mini Guinies.’ You could say they stand
out in a crowd… at least around here.”

The South is really coming out of it’s shell lately.  Weeze be taking over dat shiz

Another week where I just really don’t need to say anything.  Check out this email I got.

Hii mR. GUiiD0! ) N0w, let mii teLl yU; Th@t I –>> MiiSs JaCqueline Jaii* <– am the DEFiNiTi0N of a J3RS3Y GiiRL! i OnLy d8 GuiiD0s &* i aM 1 tAn && tRue b*tch !! My J3rs3y fRiiENds && mii L0VE yUr S1TE!! iT GiV3s us sUm of tha -REC0GNiTi0N- th@t We DESzERVE!~ Sum pPL h@v @lreadi seNt iiN Sum ov mi piXx, buht ! yU n3vr put um UHPP!! :’( nD uR q0nna mayke mi streak mi mak3up! :’( i D0Nt get How theese 0thur girls win 0vr me? whAteva th0… yU kan maKe it uP 2 m3 ) iLL s3nd u L0TZ 0f piXx of mi & mi FRiENDZ aLl tha TiMe ) L0v u! R3sp3ct J3rz3y !! xx

x0o PRiNCESsA GUid3TTe

((senDin yu a pik of mi showin my guido pryde!))

Believe me, I don’t have time to make this up.

Ask and you shall receive…

“Hey Someone sent me this website as a joke and me being 100% Guido , I found  it absolutely hysterical !
Please post this picture …. When I took it I had no intentions on giving the AYYOOO hand gesture it just so happened that when I held the camera with one hand and took the picture that’s what happened. I thought it would go perfect with your with your theme … LMAO
Thanks so much ”

Winner!

Double Shocker? Nicely done. I’ll put a stamp of legitimate guido on this one. That don’t sell shirts like that at walmart. (Gotta get to Ross for that)

Hello Keeper of the Guidos:

Only in NYC… can you transform yourself from a chubby Greek teen from northern VA into a real life Guido in a few short years at college.  He took up permanent residence in NYC after graduation, and yes, is actually my friend.  He is in denial that he is one of them, probably because he has not started grooming his brows yet, but the hair, the open shirt, and the Criss Angel necklaces are all so “jaga bombs” and jersey shore.  Also of obvious note, the big haired girl on his side.

He deserves this honor for all of his hard work, training, and protein supplements.  I only wish I could submit every photo of him currently posted on Facebook, but this one is the clear winner.

Thank you for your consideration,

Mary

P.S. – I was directed to your site because yes, my boyfriend’s real name is Guido (no, not this kid I submitted; the real Guido hates Guidos).  When giving his name for a takeout order at a sandwich shop in South Philly he had to say, “Yeah, Guido, real name, no gimmicks.”  He hates himself.  My mother thinks he should change his name.  We went to the Jersey shore and he lied and told some people his name was Marco

Thanks Mary.  The year might be winding down, but that doesnt mean the party is.

I’ve scoured the internet and sorted through tens of emails to bring you…The Guido of the Week! Enjoy

Thanks for the pic and the commentary!

Iced out watch – check

freshly waxed eyebrows – check (3X)

Cranberry & Goose – check

Guido peace sign (complete with star finger tattoo) – check

enjoy…this was taken somewhere in long island…a place I hope I never end up at any time during my life…some girl i went to highschool with had them on facebook.

Happy New Year Everybody

12/30/07

This was almost passed over as the weeks winner as we had a record number of entries. However, the accompanying baby picture really sent it over the edge. The Guido learns from a young age.

12/23/07

Just 4 Guidos getting ready to party. Oh wait oh wait…

“These 4 boys are from northern bergen county born…somehow, four non-italians trained themselves to be guidos.”

See, with a little hard work and dedication, on top of your new F’ing haircut, you too can make the guido of the week. Thanks for the pic!

12/17/07

Dude are you F’ing kiddin me? What the hell is happening to my world? I woke up this mornign and ate some breakfast, this wasn’t going on was it? Already …this past weekend Guiido dudes were dressing up like ladies? cmon now. I’ll admit, this was a late entry as most of the winners seem to be, and further I’m wasted. My company had a Holiday party on a Sunday night. Whats up with that? I’m frigging hamboned and I gotta show up in like 7 hours, but yet, I come home to to this email. Guidos of the week. Hell, I’m making this both the Guido and Guidette of the week. Keep sending the emails.

10/9/07

A late entry takes this weeks contest. Our first Guido of the week that is actually repping Italy with the soccer jersey. We all know he’s actually pointing at the multiple blings hanging around his neck., but solid. Thanks for the email,

12/2/07

“Sick guido wit a chinstrap and crazy blowout” You ain’t lying. I want guesses on time spent for the blowout on a daily basis. Tell your buddy he’s famous.

11/25/07

Like the song in Karate Kid goes…You’re the best arouuuuund, no one gonna ever bring you down! I ask you this, real or Halloween? Sign up in the forum and vote.

11/18/07

CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR 2007 GUIDO HALLOWEEN CONTEST WINNERS!

There were some hilarious entries, but these dudes from Penn State took the cake. Happy Valley will never be the same. Props for the 2 bottles of Jager in the shot. Nice headbands, great sunglasses, especially you, the tall dude. Excellent haircut dude on the back right and good attitude middle finger guys in the middle. Enjoy your reign as guido champions all year. Fughet about it huh!

11/4/07

Better call Willy Wonka… Cuz a couple of Guido’s escaped. Thanks to Phatwonder for sharing the “Guido Oompa” with us. Amazing…

10/28/07

Our first ever Guido of the week makes a reappearance! (Left) Thanks for emailing us this gem. Apparently the dude has friends! err friend. Rockthepose.

10/21/07

umm…blowout haircut. yes you win this week. well done.

10/14/07

The Guidos are back from Europe and have tons of pics we took out there and tons of pics from you guys! Thanks. Save up to 65% on flights! Get $10 off instantly. Lowest airfare guarantee. Book now.
This Guidtastic fist pumping is courtesy of Kristen and makes our Guido of the week with shirt, hair, and intensity.

10/7/07

Whats up Pumpers! The Guidos just got back from fulfilling a life long Eurotrip dream. The hot sun on the beaches of Ibiza, the smell of fresh italian food, the refreshing taste of Hofbrau beer at 10AM at Oktoberfest, and a sight we will never forget, our new buddy and guido of the trip, the Guidzillo. Save up to 65% on flights! Get $10 off instantly. Lowest airfare guarantee. Book now.

Now I’m going on a limb here, but we met some Brazilians that could hold their own in a Jersey Fist Pumping Contest. (coming soon, keep sending us pics and vids). This guy was a true party animal and a natural at the fist pump like I’ve never seen. We’ve created a hybrid term for these special Brazilian Guidos, Guidzillos.

Septemberish 07

Cause It’s hard to read.

1.500.00 sunglasses

2.Blow out Hair cut. Also used as awespon for starring when in roid rage fights

3.Chanel Earrigns, Good for turning guys on

4. Huge Jawline from continuous steroids and human growth hormone use

5. Yes, Yes, he is really fucking wearing lip gloss good for sucking ____.

6. Ultra Juiced up body to walk the beach at Seaside.

7. Cross-goes perfect with his shirt talking about his ____.

9. Huge steroid zit.

10. Ultra tight wife beater with the corniest saying u can find on it.

Awesome.

9/2/07

Where do you buy shirts like that? And what time is that store open till, cause i want two.

8/26/07

In plain English, a classic. Vertical stripes and popped collars just screaming, “holler at this. babe”

8/19/07

We just love the commitment.

8/12/07

Hair…check. Chain…check

8/05/07

Killing you softly with my chinstrap…killing you softly…

7/29/07

A clear obvious winner. Chicks dig him, obvi.

7/22/07

BONUS PIC! Guido in Training. Hows he doing? According to his friends, “he’s not there, but he will be and he does a no holds bar pump fist.”