Guidos animated fist pumping

First Jersey Girl of the Decade! */ ?>

First Jersey Girl of the Decade!


Love it!  Keep up the great pics Guido and Guidette universe.  Gonna be another awesome year for my elbow as I fist pump in the new year.

12/26/09 */ ?>



“This is a pic i found of a guido in the UK THAT HAS TO BE GUIDO OF THE WEEK!!!

The picture speaks for itself and shows that guidos are international. We have to put a stop to this.

I hate guido’s. They put shame on all italians. They are a disgrace and deserve to be put on an island somewhere and then have that island nuked.”

Relax bra, don’t have a heartache on us.  Just go out and have a good time one night and see what happens to ya.  Look how happy these ladies are, alright?

11/22/09 */ ?>



duh duh duh Domination!  Protein baby!!! Get pumped up!  Whoa!  You just gotta admire the intensity.  Solid guido of the week.

11/01/09 */ ?>



I’ve been told this kid single handedly caused a hair gel shortage for 2 weeks.

You should strongly consider one of these photos for guido of the week. I think it is clear that this kid is a huge guido douche and deserves to have his face on your fine site. Attached are three photos that are all worthy of winning. If I had to pick I would go with the second picture where you can truely see how rediculous his hair looks.

10/11/09 */ ?>



What can you say?  She loves it!  Look at that smile.  Never get to old to be a straight ol school Guido.  In fact the older you get the better I think.  douchebaggery reigns supreme, bow down haters.

Can I get some VIP passes to this party? */ ?>

Can I get some VIP passes to this party?


Back center, you ready to go from zero to hero?  Call me.

A double whammy winner, classic guido and guidette action.

8/17/09 */ ?>



Good things come in pairs apparently.

“Here’s a pick of my Hackensack-guido friends at a bowling ally in
South Carolina. I call it ‘The Mini Guinies.’ You could say they stand
out in a crowd… at least around here.”

The South is really coming out of it’s shell lately.  Weeze be taking over dat shiz

8/3/09 -Guidette */ ?>

8/3/09 -Guidette


Another week where I just really don’t need to say anything.  Check out this email I got.

Hii mR. GUiiD0! :o) N0w, let mii teLl yU; Th@t I –>> MiiSs JaCqueline Jaii* <– am the DEFiNiTi0N of a J3RS3Y GiiRL! i OnLy d8 GuiiD0s &* i aM 1 tAn && tRue b*tch !! My J3rs3y fRiiENds && mii L0VE yUr S1TE!! iT GiV3s us sUm of tha -REC0GNiTi0N- th@t We DESzERVE!~ Sum pPL h@v @lreadi seNt iiN Sum ov mi piXx, buht ! yU n3vr put um UHPP!! :'( nD uR q0nna mayke mi streak mi mak3up! :'( i D0Nt get How theese 0thur girls win 0vr me? whAteva th0… yU kan maKe it uP 2 m3 :o) iLL s3nd u L0TZ 0f piXx of mi & mi FRiENDZ aLl tha TiMe :o) L0v u! R3sp3ct J3rz3y !! xx

x0o PRiNCESsA GUid3TTe

((senDin yu a pik of mi showin my guido pryde!))

Believe me, I don’t have time to make this up.

7/26/09 -Guidette */ ?>

7/26/09 -Guidette


Ask and you shall receive…

“Hey Someone sent me this website as a joke and me being 100% Guido , I found  it absolutely hysterical !
Please post this picture …. When I took it I had no intentions on giving the AYYOOO hand gesture it just so happened that when I held the camera with one hand and took the picture that’s what happened. I thought it would go perfect with your with your theme … LMAO
Thanks so much ”


7/12/09 */ ?>


doubleshockerDouble Shocker? Nicely done. I’ll put a stamp of legitimate guido on this one. That don’t sell shirts like that at walmart. (Gotta get to Ross for that)